How to Answer Deposition Questions Like a Politician in California

Any California trial litigation attorney can tell you,realize that women are different from men, you'll
whether he or she practices in Indian Wells, Palmlearn that women doctors do things differently
Springs or Palm Desert, San Diego, California,than male doctors."
Orange County, CA, La Jolla, Del Mar, Laguna"You're refusing to answer my questions."
Beach, Newport Beach, Corona del Mar,"I've answered all of your questions," my client
Huntington Beach, Irvine, Santa Ana, Irvine,said.
Ventura, Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo,"No," the attorney said. "All you've done is give
Ontario, Rancho Cucamonga, Temecula, Riverside,me stock answers to the questions you want me
San Bernardino, the Coachella Valley, CA, Lato give and not answer the questions I'm asking."
Quinta, Indio, Yucca Valley, or Joshua Tree,The opposing attorney turned to me and realized
depositions can make or break your case. A goodI hadn't made a single objection.
defense attorney can make even the calmest"Please, ask me your question, and I'll be as
deponent nervous. And then there are somehonest as I can."
deponents who can drive a litigation lawyer nuts."Is it true that this has been your third accident
Many times, clients want to know how to answerthis year and that each time you've been rear
deposition questions. First of all, I tell my clients toended."
answer truthfully. Then I advise clients not toMy client smiled and the attorney asking the
watch how politicians answer questions. This isquestions knew he would not be getting an
what can happen if a client ignores that advice.answer to this one that he could use.
"You said to the policeman investigating the scene"I believe that God has a plan for each of us and
of the accident that you weren't wearing a seatsometimes he tests our resolve."
belt yet today you state that you were wearing"That's your answer?" the attorney asked. "You
one," the defense attorney stated to my client.might as well be speaking in tongues right now."
My client smiled sweetly at the news"God has a plan for all of us, Charles, even for
commentator, just like Sarah Palin did to Charlesyou," my client said.
Gibson in her first television interview."If it's to drive us nuts, it's working," the attorney
"Would you care to explain this discrepancy?" thesaid. "I'll give you one last chance to answer a
attorney asked. The attorney had introducedquestion. Did you cause this accident?"
himself as Charles Johnson."Charles, what may be interpreted as a cause
"Well, Charlie, I believe everyone should wear seatcould sometimes be otherwise viewed as simply
belts when they are in a car.trying to avoid the, you know, impossibly difficult
"Okay, but can you explain why you told theor, trying to prevent that kind of thing, then again,
police officer at the scene that you weren'teven when you are driving carefully, these
wearing a seat belt?"accidents...and this could be viewed as one of
My client smiled sweetly again, giving the attorneythose situations. Does that answer your
her best impression of a political candidate.question?"
"Charles, I believe in a woman's choice, however ITwo hours later when the deposition had ended,
feel even more strongly about the sanctity ofthe attorney was looking frazzled.
life.""How did I do?" my client asked me after the
"You're not going to answer the question, is thatdeposition was over.
what you're saying?" the attorney asked, lookingI smiled sweetly like any good politician. "It's not
over his own eyeglasses.how well you did," I said. "It's how many
"Well, I really think that there are much biggerpsychiatric treatments that attorney is going to
issues to discuss," the client answered, putting theneed before he is able to attempt another
attorney on the defensive.deposition."
"Don't you think it's important for us to know ifNote - In California, refusing to answer questions
what you say now is different from what youcan lead to having a motion filed against the party
said earlier?"who refuses to answer deposition questions, and
My client looked directly at the attorney. "Charlie, Ian imposition of a fine against the deponent or
believe what is important here is that your clientattorney who abuses the discovery process.
ran a red light."Sadly, many deponents and attorneys in California
"Lets move on to the fact that you claim youabuse the deposition process when they think the
never had a back injury before this accident.. Howother party's attorney won't take the time to file
do you reconcile that with your treatment fora motion to compel. An attempt to evade
back pain prior to this accident?"questions as a politician often does, or answering
"Charlie, as you know, you can have a visit to awith stock answers instead of providing answers
doctor without it being for an injury. I have toresponsive to the questions is clearly improper.
say this type of questioning borders on beingAnd politicians who answer questions in this
sexist."manner are not setting a good example. On the
"Did you or didn't you have treatment for a backother hand, some of Sarah Palin's answers to
condition prior to this accident?" the attorney said,questions put to her by Katie Couric, similar to
raising his voice.this deponent's last answer, were so
"It's not what you go to for a doctor, it's whatincomprehensible it is hard to know how a judge
the doctor does for you, Charles, and when youmight view answers such as hers.